if you can get here somehow then yeah feel free

i’ll see if i can get a week break or something if management is feeling nice – then i’ll come over and noogie you so hard.

you can’t cuz this is the internet hahaha

shut up, city boy.

i’ll fucking do it.

he should, it’d be funny

i’m gonna kick you.

so does that mean he’s gonna put christmas lights on you in december

wow i hope he doesn’t.

n…ot really????

point is, you responded to it.

try gettin the fact that i have a fucking name down first

city boy, lawrence.

tomato, tomato.

same difference.

that’s adorable

iiiiiiiiiiiii never said anything.

do you miss it

:(

i’m not cute dammit

your liveblogging (and my opinion) says otherwise.

shut the fuck up

do you need like, adult supervision at all fucking times so you don’t hurt yourself doing everything

i am an adult.

and the word “sneaky” was thrown in there because wow i was not expecting that.

ha

>:(

botclf:

I’VE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS SINCE 1902

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i’m not even from fucking texas

you live there.

you’re from texas.

i would but i don’t want it to become a goddamn title

lawrence the modest cowboy in the city.

that’s a mouthful.